“What are you saying?”

“To be fair, at the end of the day, (and this is just in my opinion, if I’m being brutally honest), all things said and done, to cut a really long story short, look at it this way: completely between you and me, personally speaking, I have just got to tell you something.

“Bearing in mind that there’s not really any other way to put this, I have to say, (and I really do mean what I’m about to say), I can’t believe you don’t already know what I’m talking about. Basically, what it is is this; for me, in my mind, (and I can only speak for myself when I say this, you know?) but how else are you supposed to look at it?

“From my angle, you know, I’m not being funny but actually words can’t even begin to describe it, if you know what I mean. Have you not noticed? It’s like, in all honesty, I mean, seriously!? It’s pretty hard to see it any other way, as overall, and one doesn’t want to assume, but I would hazard a guess.

“However, let’s not beat around the bush here, I mean, it really is completely, utterly, absolutely, perfectly, totally, literally you know? Do you know what I mean? You couldn’t make it up. You just could not. You know? I mean you tell me!”

I know, right?!   Exactly.  True story.

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